Discovering that my body is not compatible with Wii Fit

Just got 9 and a half hours of work to survive until my holiday begins!

Twitter became a whole lot less useful now i don't got sms updates. thank you jaiku and ping for keeping me connected

Dear dumbass drivers please learn where the front end of your fucking car is

Wondering what company policy is regarding bumping off the management. Managerialocide?

And todays theme at work shall be understaffed and overworked

It's at times like these I wonder to myself..what the hell am I doing getting out of bed this damn early!!

Wondering what company policy is regarding bringing vodka to work for my snack time beverage

Is there anybody out there......

I have only one simple goal this weekend. And that is. To get. Very. Very. Drunk.