wow look how cute me and my gf are

Wow jury duty sure is a thing. At least I look cute and brought plenty of entertainment.

THINGS CAPTAIN AMERICA AND LAUNCHPAD HAVE IN COMMON: both only can crash planes, both shaped like doritos

I miss my family.

Tales with my 4yo step niece:
“I didn’t tell Mickey that Donald is in Ducktales Woo!!”
“Well I think it’s okay, he probably knows, they’re best friends.”
“NO Donald and Daisy are best friends.”
Oh wow dang I’ve been schooled by a four year old

idk my bff mickey

[ducks] uhhhhh Scrooge... you... you do know what “confirmed bachelor” means, don’t you?

“Mickey’s a salty bitch.” - tyriangalley

[hp] Harry Potter characters as vines (Mostly the maraude... yes good

Who has two thumbs and has been stupid dizzy and nauseous all day and has done nothing but sleep? This girl.