While depositing a check, wouldn't you want to order some starbucks? XD Simply amazing. Yes, those are the drive-t.. htxt.it/l/IC6oHE

"Graph with smooth, rounded curves" -math teacher "like a butt?" -student haha xD

Well the highlight of the Juno Awards was definitely Old Money haha xD

Would you hold it against me?

The Syrian official is blaming US "news ORGANS" for exaggerating the issue... Lmfao D Yes, ORGANS.

WTF. Fortune cookies were invented in San Francisco?!

I wish I was at Fiesta Texas right now. I'm like 5 miles away. #ugh

A car's tire just ran over my foot. #ouch #FML

8.9 magnitude quake and tsunami hit Japan

"Afternoon delight is a dessert right?" lmfao haha