I just stuck the point of my clickable black pen into a pink highlighter cap. FAIL.

I throw my hands up in the air sometime saying, heyay! Tmsca!

A portable self-transporting car? Hell yes! (Gotta love them American Idol auditions)

My iPod just almost got sprayed by a glade sense and spray #whew that was a close one

You think you have life planned out, but trust me. You don't.

The Green Bay packers kept the lead the whole time!

Are you a smexybeast?

Oh yes.

I love white people who act Asian-like haha

Should I be concerned about the orange glow in the sky?