The threat to British Intelligence has been, well, frankly, put in an armlock and forced to recite Shakespeare until he apologises.

All ready for the Olympics.

Good Afternoon. I have infiltrated the 'plurk' of Mr Davith Kirkland. Rest assured he is quite well.

uia have some the best pbrothers oian the wordl.n for a naqtion

Happy Birthday England, for what's left of it. And apologies. I should have drowned you when you were small and it'd had taken fewer rocks.

sconecoldkiller. Shearing my sheep? I never thought even you would sink so low. Now, I've opened your little parcel I intercepted-

Look who won the rugby. Take it.

Alright. This is war.

We need more Welsh music in here. Charlotte Church - The Prayer (with Josh Groban)