Twitter's down. It makes me feel very nostalgic. Ah, remember May of 08?

plurks "Plurk plurk plurk plurk plurk."

verbs predicate.

yawnz.

That's right. I refused to be defined by plurk's choice of verbs. I'm not those things.

seriously. Isn't this just a ridiculous service? I'm annoyed that it exists. No one needs it.

following ourfounder around like a puppy.