my brother brought his girlfriend for dinner to meet the parents. i think she passed

woke up this morning and saw two deer out the window

my grandma, describing a friend of hers: "I look pretty good standing next to Claudia, and there's nothing small about me"

going to see my other grandma tomorrow. apparently she invited 15 people for dinner to "show me off"

little brother had 21 drinks for his birthday last night. somehow he's still alive this morning. and functional. and apparently not hungover

i passed! now i can drive...legally

they gave me a learner's permit. i feel like a child

still in ann arbor. dammit

we just got another $20k!!!

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