in dire need of serious retail therapy. or a clove. or both. but needs to go grocery shopping. why is my lunch only 1 hour?!

why she cannot be rich and buy everything she wants right NOW /veruca salt

if I ever find out who started the vehicle warranty telemarketing auto calls, I'm going to rip their nuts off & shove them down their throat

icanhascheezburger.files...

the Pop Inn has changed greatly but Luka's might have a monday night hip hop karaoke. This could be amazing if done right... excited!

does not really have skin problems at all but decided to start exfoliating for the first time ever (I cleanse and moisturize, tis all)...

gross. My cousin on his myspace status is talking about pussy. Visuals. DO NOT WANT.

I suck at plurk

these things remind me of stealthypoo

... please let us out early. please let us out early.please let us out early.please let us out early.please let us out early.