"Who needs a sauna or a hot tub when you live in the South. Go outside and voila instant sauna"
There is a difference between hearing and listening!
I figured this out: to remove 95% of all of your daily drama, turn off your cell phone and log out of Facebook.
People have to take aptitude tests and drug tests to get a job. I think they should have to do the same to have children!!
think about it...
we ignore the ones that adore us
we adore the ones that ignore us
we love the ones that hurt us and
we hurt the
doesn't care what people think, because she's awesome...
a member of the Slap-a-hoe Tribe.
If you can't change your situation change your attitude. If you can't change your attitude change your situation.
treat a girl how you would treat your xbox
the cops came to my house earlier, claiming that my dog had chased someone on a bike. I said "Piss off, my dog doesn't have a bike!".