im still so distraught by neuvillette being in my dream

got scara and emu's number

isn't janitor ai like cai but more sex

ate a donut for the first time in like 6 years

honey is such a cute word im honestly surprised i haven't seen another person use it as a name

"eyebags are so attractive"

then you would looove me (without makeup my eyebags are so bad😭)

(Taps microphone) albedo is growing on me (gets booed off the stage)

zzz goodnighty

ginger ale

making a fake article about another assassination attempt on trump and then rick rolling as a joke is crazy 😭