Yeah... I play with fire... (hold my phone over my face while laying on my back)

Got my glasses adjusted... happee

do u guys remember back before cell phones were commonplace when everyone wore watches and everyone would have a slightly different time on their person bc the only way you could standardize your clock is if you turned on the news or something

finishes drinking my tea
i miss my tea.......

local auto place’s sign “We repair what your uncle ‘fixed’” lmao cute...

I need my neighbors to disperse their hangout in the parking lot before my doordasher gets here. i am getting sushi but they dont need to KNOW about it

I am on plurk but i bever have anything To plurk... i just lurk... on the plurk

Why do cats always lick their lips after they sniff your eyeball like pLEASE do not

Found a classical double bass playlist on spotify and the first track is yo yo ma cello. Bitch,

i have to get up and make food but i dont want to its a hard life