like stabbing her eyes out after seeing our new "logo" (and I use the word loosely. It's a sticker design that the ptb decided they liked)

took her sewing machine to be repaired this weekend. The lady took one look at it, flipped the bobbin, and handed it back. I fail at sewing.

her boss's boss's boss would realize that she's a *tech*. If she wanted to deal with political drama, she'd apply for a management position

Eric just emailed -- found an unopened package for me on a high shelf... looks like it came in August, but he hid it!

at the beach all weekend and comes back to hundreds of plurks. I declare a plurkruptcy!

Eric got home at 7 last night... and his luggage got home at 1 this morning.

I decided last night that I need #2 dpns. Today, Mel lists some in her destash. Coincidence?

Eric is in Chicago! Just one more flight to catch, then he's home!

moved half my yarn from a storage tub to drawers this weekend. Yet the tub is still full of yarn! The neverending tub of yarn!

cooking bacon at work should be outlawed, unless you brought enought for everyone.