Just after 7 pm, 6 y/o Thing One asks, "Mommy, what is justice?" #RIPTroyDavis #ISwearImNotMakingThisUp
The ONE day this week I have to leave at 5, and the phone rings at 4:45... #FML #FirstWorldProblems
Dear Hivemind: remember that #Facebook is a free service and a convenience. If they #FAIL, well, #BFD.
Ask! Tell! Ask! Tell! Serve, Serve, Serve! #DADTisDead #EqualityRocks
I got it! I got it! "Qwikster" is binary for "New Coke". #Qwikster #Netflix #WTF #FAIL
I give up. I really don't think there's enough coffee in this whole city to make me function.
The seas are awash wit' scurvy landlubbin' dogs. T' Davey Jones w' th' lot o' ye! #TalkLikeAPirateDay
Almost home. Thing One is with Daddy buying rotisserie chicken; I wait in the car with sleepy Thing Two.
Thing One climbed to the top of the rock wall. In a dress. #BurstingWithPride #MommysLittleBadass
We are taking the kids to the #MD #RennFest. Thing One is in her Rapunzel dress. Wish us luck.