Me sneaking around bago makalabas ng bahay para di magising si offspring. Para mag MAMA MAMA MAMAAAA capybara style sya

. One last thing to do and im out the door, and he's in front of me pupungas pungas. "Whe u go?" (He was always soundless around the house.) NYAA! Napasigaw ako.
Offspring - 1
Mama - 0