say my husband wants to know why the hell I am blogging this. Sweet, sweet DH.

burglars were too scared to take my pretty pink new laptop. I think they took some jewelry with huge sentimental value.

shamed showing the cops around her messy house.

showing the cops around my house. Some rings are missing---but they didn't take my good pearls. Clearly the robbers were low-class assholes.

f*cking robbed while out watching fireworks!!!!! F*cking shit! Kids freaked, so am I.

lame. At least, according to my ten-year-old. Oh, the fun we will have when he's a teenager.

details of her summer staycation at Club med: tinyurl.com/5vhll3

like she is having a gall bladder attack. Sends kids to basement to play GameCube to distract them. They take an odd joy in her suffering.

celebrating her newly installed secure home wireless network. Hail to Geek Squad! (Even if I'm lame for having to hire them. )

catching up on email and blogs after a week in the DC area. Just found out I have friends on Plurk. (Friends who Plurk?)