If you must play, you must decide on three things at the start:
the rules of the game, the stakes, and the quitting time.

We go through life thinking someone else will make us happy.
But we're wrong HAPPINESS IS OUR JOB
We just need someone else to share it with

Continued Blessings Lion, Thanks 4 The Add...WATER

LIFE♥ is not a problem to be solved, but a reality to be experienced
jha rastafarie

Some people don't poop, crap just comes out of their mouth 24/7

A man asks a trainer in the gym: "I want 2 impress that beautiful girl , which machine can I use?" Trainer replies: "Use the ATM Machine"

They say money can't buy happiness... but it can buy bacon, and that is pretty darn close.

Some people's FB relationship status should be "In a relationship with _ while sleeping with _ & at the same time talking to ___"

The awkward moment when animals are much more worthy of love than human beings..

My life is like 1-ply toilet paper..I get the job done but I have no idea how.