Hoping this evening's meeting won't take too long. I'm falling asleep. Would probably need a whole jug of coffee.

Singapore Kindness Bowel Movement tell me to say hello. So "Hello!!" . Or if you don't understand that, "SMLJ!!"

one more gross plurk for the road! Birth simulator:

placenta party! [**WARNING!** Not for the faint-hearted]

not until you're older, son!

oh man, they killed off Dr Lawrence Kutner of House?? I like him!

jiu!!! One pitcher. Gone in 5 seconds.

Twitter is down. So here I am!

Humidity is good for your skin. Not good on your armpits. Hope everyone's got deodorant on!

a dominatrix is following me on Twitter. Should I be afraid?