Dear mom, What happened to that line "I'm not one of your little friends," Sincerely, stop trying to request me on Facebook

That awkward moment when your friends getting yelled at by their mom and your just stand there not knowing what to do

Google + Wikipedia + Copy/Paste = Homework done!

hate when a waiter asks, "Are you done with that?" when my plate is completely empty. - No, Clearly I want to eat the plate too.

Hearing noises when you're home alone and just accepting the fact you're gonna die.

"Bro, wanna hang?" "Can't. Hanging with my girl." "What happened to bros before hoes?" "That rule still applies, but she ain't no hoe."

''I will NOT forget.... I will NOT forget...." [Next day] "So.. did you bring it?" "Shitttttt, I forgot.''

YouTube: "This video is not available in your country." Where the hell am I from? Narnia?

"I need to study!" *Opens book*"..I don't feel like studying" *Closes book*

Dear person who finishes test in 10 minutes, I HOPE YOU FAIL! Sincerely, still on first question