Ricky Gervais-"The only way Justin Bieber could have impregnated anyone is by borrowing one of Martha Stewart's turkey basters"

Altair hijacked my plurk while I was in the laundry room! MWAHAHA

61L ALL WEEKEND LONG - Christmas Dinner from Rassasy Foods!

- where I've been to, not much at all

NEW from Rassasy Foods - Thanksgiving Dinner!

morning all! It's not 5pm yet is it?

stares the clock down

Planking - I'm doing it wrong.... gyazo.com/034d4af065c75a...

resorting to tea for caffeine, I need to keep a stash of soda here at the office...

Morning all