A lie can travel half way around the world while the truth is putting on its shoes.

i have 1.50 karma! :x

The secret to success is to own nothing, but control everything.

did you know that smoking introduces formaldehyde into your system? that very same substance is used for embalming dead bodies.

Disappointments should be cremated, not embalmed

Haters are just confused admirers who can't understand why everybody likes you. Spread the love, don't hate

Depression: a fancy word to say you're dying inside

Basically, "No Offense" means "I want to insult you, but don't get mad"

I have decided to stick with love. Hate is too great a burden to bear - Martin Luther King, Jr

i wonder why am i back in plurk