NEVER start ur day with broken pieces of YESTERDAY, it will definitely destroy ur wonderful TODAY and will ruin your great TOMORROW!

My life isn't exactly the way I pictured it...& sometimes it's pretty crazy...But I am so thankful for everything and everyone I have in it!

is patiently waiting...

As of now, my motto is, "Just say NO"..NO cell phone, NO alarm clock, NO stress, NO work of any kind...IT'S MY DAY OFF!

Saying sorry doesn fix everything, its just a cover till you screw up again! So shove your little sorries up your @ss

Have you ever wondered what your left testicle tastes like? Keep messing with me and you will find out!

Tired, pissed off, annoyed, that's my mood for today!!

Just because I post something on MY wall, does NOT mean its about you. I have a life that does NOT revolve around you!

If my best isn't enough for you, then enjoy my worst.

Life is a game. Play it Hard.