idea: heroku (or equivalent) thingy that you can make a request to it and it gives you an image of garbled noise or something..that would be funny i think
find a way to make my layout worse.. i SWEAR
also the karma thing just encourages saying "plurk" every few hours lol!
plurk has the same problem as most websites that try to coexist with Big Websites like twitter in that most people just think EWWWWW it's not [popular site] i don't like it!! and the people who do like it eventually leave because nobody stays here