"Driving around and I start to realize what this world has too much of; liquor stores and churches." (via tribblebbq) And Starbucks!

Today's advice: Know your limitations.

Waiting, waiting, waiting. Is there such a thing as a Misery-Go-Round? bit.ly/bJo2fB

What did the egg say to the boiling water? "You're totally hot, but it may take some time for me to get hard. I just got laid last night."

"In a real dark night of the soul it is always three o'clock in the morning." ~ F. Scott Fitzgerald bit.ly/cIXFIk

'Gan ringading and ringadong, once poppened up to spring. And if thou guessed a question wrong, Rang did you so, not Ring!

Enter our 'Yes-Nonsense Poem Contest' to win a Ringorang T-shirt AND a $15 iTunes gift card! bit.ly/92rQYr #trivia (via ringorang)

German girl can identify Star Wars #Lego minifigs by mouthfeel alone: via @kentnichols Das ist unbegreiflich!

"The earth is an old canvas painted over many times." ping.fm/ASBtt #sparklehorse #covers #danieljohnston

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