(also keeps elon away) (fuck elon)

plurk a day keeps the doctor away

i fall victim to consummerism on the daily. me see girls on tik tonk with kindle -> me need kindle

i think im gonna buy a kindle

why are so many plurks in chinese????

sjould i buy a kindle

apple picking was a mistake id kill right now for a crunchwrap supreme

excellent weekend ahead i am going apple picking and seeing my friends!!!!

girl dinner tonight was a whopping 3 grapefruit and a slice of cheese #girldinner

more like elon MUSTY........ fuck twitter i'm moving out