Kunwari inosente daw siya pero mas malandi pa pala siya sayo

Basta malandi ang kalaban mo, wag ka nang mag expect na manalo.

Hey, that's my boyfriend, and he is taken. Usog kang konti, wag kang malandi.

Bakit may mga babaeng di makuntento sa may kung anong meron sila? May boyfriend na nga, may kalandian pa.

Sinong nagturo sayo ng salitang MALANDI?Mukang inexplain ng mabuti sayo at kuhang kuha mo eh.

Mahilig ka ba sa ice cream? SwirlyBITCH at McFLIRT ka kasi e.

"Every word I say is true, This I promise you!" - NSYNC

"Still stuck in that time when we called it love but even the sun sets in paradise" - Maroon 5

Having unlimited texting... with no one to text.

Whenever I accidentally hurt my pets I'm like "OH MY GOD! IM SO SORRY!" And they run away and I run after them like "LET ME LOVEEE YOU"