i always scroll through plurk when im pooping tbh

good night my morbidly obese chipmunks (im ignoring whatevers happening rn)

bro tgis random dude said gyatt to me and it made me so uncomfortable bc he was like old

i got a weezer blue album tapestry🤑🤑

why does my spit taste like plastic

why cant I look like juno 💔

im taking a shit

Gn chat.

im taking the fattest shit rn and my butthole BURNS.

gm guys