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If you watch the Harlem Shake backwards, it's a video about a guy who parties longer than everyone else.
I have to sleep with a blanket no matter how hot it is.
When somebody says “10 years ago” I think about the 90’s instead of 2003.
Roses are red, I'm going to bed.
Dear models in facewash commercials, I honestly don't know anyone who can splash water on their face, smiling, with their eyes open.
That awkward moment when someone starts singing a song you were just singing in your head.
Voldemort: "So you just lie?" Pinocchio: "Yup!"
Your face is not a coloring book, chill with the makeup.
That awkward moment when you're trying to explain a song but you don't wanna sing it.