The awkward moment when you can't tell the difference between hunger and boredom.
Sometimes I randomly burst out laughing when I remember something funny.
That moment when you hear your own voice recorded and think..."omg I sound horrible.."
Everyone has at least one friend who treats Facebook status like their therapist.
The longer the explanation, the bigger the lie.
Life is no game, there are no cheat codes. If you mess up, you can't press the restart button.
Without that little voice in your head you wouldn't be able to read this.
Regret setting your phone on 'Silent' or 'Vibrate' once you misplaced it.
Thanks Wind, you have totally raped my hair.
I used to climb on the furniture pretending the floor was lava!