Anonymous
@meikan
female Philippines
She is a friend of mind. She gather me, man. The pieces I am, she gather them and give them back to me in all the right order. It's good, you know, when you got a woman who is a friend of your mind. She's ANONYMOUS.
I hate it when teachers act fake when the Principal comes in the classroom.
That awkward moment when you're yelling at someone and you mess up a word.
In awkward situations, we all pretend to text.
If spiders start flying I'm leaving this planet.
That AWKWARD MOMENT when you're the first one at the lunch table & you look like a loner.
Girl: "I cheated.." Boy: "Oh, me too! With Lisa!" Girl: slaps him "I mean on an exam, you jerk!"
I've been using Google for 10 years and I have no idea what the "I'm Feeling Lucky" button is for.
Girls who pretend to act stupid because they think it's cute need to be slapped in the face with a brick.
That awkward moment when halfway through telling a story you realize it's pointless.
"That's nice honey." -Grandma's version of 'Cool story bro.'