good morning , feeling a bit better

Two blondes are waiting at a bus stop. When a bus pulls up and opens the door, one of the blondes leans inside and asks the bus driver:

On about - What are you on about? That's something you may well hear when visiting the UK. It means what are you talking about?

Name that Movie~ Zeus? Yeah zeus, as in father of Apollo mount ollimpus, dont f*** with me or i'll shove a lightning bolt up your ass.

Off your trolley - If someone tells you that you're off your trolley, it means you have gone raving bonkers, crazy, mad!

if these coughing spells keep up she may not be able to catch her breath

Politicians and diapers have one thing in common. They should both be changed regularly and for the same reason.

still sick

Corduroy pillows: They're making headlines!

Laughing stock: cattle with a sense of humor.