Remember when Twitter used to just work? Exactly..

23hours, door2door from Tokyo to Melbourne... i am suprisingly lucid.. could that be a bottle of duty-free absinth i see before me?

Couldn't find the story on BBC either, but at least they have a Science/Environment section!

I will now surf CNN until I see if/where they've buried the whole 'methane escaping arctic tundra', the Earth (not Economy) is *doomed*.

CNN just called the JPMorgan buying WaMu "the latest stunning twist in the ongoing credit crisis." WTF?! S'not a reality-tv show ppl!!!

Thinking the Future might involve the right to bear (and conceal) arms; pretty sure it would make people more polite.

Dear Google, Happy 10th Birthday. BTW: You fucking suck now! Jesus. love m1k3y xx

All signs so far today suggest that the Universe wants me to kill. But I know it's a tarp!

Has a date with Greg House tonight and will cope with the pash rash

Gave in, took hay-fever medz.. now feel totally munged, but not trippin' ballz