accidentally reminded herself of jogan. Is now sobbing and rocking back and forth on my head. I AM NOT READY FOR 27! MY BODY IS UNFIT

it's time we have a plurk group hug. Hugs

that she legitimately has a defined list of fictional characters she would turn straight for.

in a constant state of nothings and inbetweens and oh gosh if nothing is happening why does everything hurt?

sings Would you walk a little faster
Said a whiting to a snail

better at picking up girls than Derek and has proof. Does anyone know if Derek has made out with triplets? All three? At the same time?

laughing whilst thinking about how Joey would react if I told him the thing I just told Caro.

plurking about her sexploits?

that Mama just added me

kazoos because she is kazoo sexual