if someone says,"Expect the unexpected," hit them in the mouth and ask; did you expect that?

The awkward moment when you throw something at your friend but it hits someone else.

OMG OMG OMG OMG OM collapse

Staring at a text for fifteen minutes trying to figure out how to respond

Dear 0.1% of germs, Please tell us how you stay indestructible. Sincerely, the other 99.9% of germs.

Have you ever noticed, that it's the saddest person, that always has the most beautiful smile?

I'm a girl. I overreact. I underestimate. I overestimate. I over think everything. And when I say I love you, I'm not lying.

I'm not perfect, but I'd rather be hated for who I am than to be loved for who I'm not.

That moment when you press play on your iPod, and you forget that the volume is all the way up.
haha! mini heart attack xD

TODAY:10-year-old girls crying because they broke up with their boyfriends.
BEFORE:When I was 10 I cried when I missed the morning cartoons