Seems like somebody owns every minute of my life. A year ago, I was searching for ways to engage myself. How did this happen?

Hater blockers = on.

You know summer is near when you see a woman giving herself a pedicure on a bench.

#ARealNewYorker ain't afraid to pound the doors of a moving bus. He gets home at all costs.

Guy on the subway asked me if the A went to 42nd Street. Then he explained he was going down to SC for rehab. Wished him luck. #ILoveNYC

If investments and assets can have a Net Present Value, what about my education?

Lawdamercy...they just voted me secretary of the group. Already I'm creating Outlook appointments like mad!

First day of school. Everyone looks nervously at one another, wondering what's next.

This city bleeds me. Where are all them twenty dollar bills I took out last week?

Hey guys! It's a movie starring Bruce Willis in the innovative role of a weary cop!