32.67!! You can do 33 come on!! #msft

I love how I can buy a big bottle of Dark Spiced Rum (or any alcohol) from CVS Pharmacy in the middle of the night. #sandiego

"chucknorris1240 has subscribed to you on YouTube! " - That's it! I now own the Internet.

The axeman cometh!

Woot! $32.22 #msft

Windows 8 is awfully pretty!!! #win8 ping.fm/w6RMx

Just made myself a Dark and Stormy. What are all of you drinking tonight? #satnightcocktails

So far today, I've encountered, two obnoxious people, one retard, two bitter old men and one rectum... and it's a FRIDAY! #needalcohol

Act of Valor opens today. I want to watch this!!!
ping.fm/Qk5Ss

wow #MSFT up to 31.29. Come on keep going...