Dear old Asian lady cashier at Bed Bath & beyond Redmond. You suck for making us wait so long. Put some effort in your work. #lazy #slow

Got an hour to finish reading a book so I can work on a project with my 9yr old daughter. Should have learned speed reading! #prometheus

Came back hoping there's power as most places have them but disappointed that we're the only one left without. #bleh

Snow!! Big wet flakes but snow nonetheless.

pinterest.com is an amazing platform for selling stuff to women. don't need fancy ads or viral videos. Just one cute/geeky picture. #sweet

"Since my customary farewell would appear oddly self-serving, I shall simply say... Good Luck!" - One of the best quotes ever. #startrek

It's 2012. Time to locate that secret mountain base in China and get on one of those ridiculously huge arks.

Great. power outage on Christmas day. Come on PSE!!

Merry Christmas everyone! May you have a fun and drunken time!!

I just drove my minivan down a vertical wall! I'm surprised how well it worked in my dream.