I like to change my info to "The Police" in other people's phones. When I call it shows "The Police is calling." Some friends don't answer.

"Wait, that man is the Hulk?" - My Mom, halfway through the movie

I'm pretty sure the "G" in the Google Doodle today is the Human Centipede

To all my stoned friends right now: The cops totally know, dude. They're coming now. Dude I swear. Look just relax, OH NO WAS THAT SIRENS?

I have a Playstation 3. My psn id is livejamie. Add me! Any games our accessories you'd recommend?

Does anybody think it would be fun to go see a Coyotes playoff game with me in Glendale?

The uproar with the iPhone Instagram users regarding Android is one of the worst things I've seen on the internet. Grow up.

"Safely unsubscribe?" What, are you going to throw knives at me if I try a different way?

Does anybody have a DotA 2 Key? I'd like to give it a shot.

Wait a second, Dick Cheny had a heart?