Today is my lucky day? Just picked up 5bucks, just nice for my cab fare!

Oh sucks! A war is about to begin in IMU!

3hrs of ladies maintenance finally done! hell tiring! heading home now!

The word \"true\" seems to be disappearing from my dictionary. I was instead drowned w fakeness! How sad is that?

Something is missing - you!

If you treat me like an idiot, I will treat you like a fool!!

Wow, a new trend seen! An aunty drew her eyeliner ABOVE her eyelid! Rofl!!

Omg! Saw a super english man! His hips is at my chest level!

There is a traffic jam in my colon right now!

my body's internal battery died a min ago!