If you don't do stupid things while you're young, you'll have nothing to smile about when you're old.

My middle finger is used when words aren't enough for people to understand that they're annoying.

"A gentleman only lies to his woman if it involves surprising her."

I don't make music for eyes. I make music for ears." - Adele.

Don't Keep Calm. Slap that Bitch, hard.

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BLACKBERRY kaba? kasi....... ikaw ang BB ko