could like seriously use some sleep.

playing with make-up. It's like... being 7 years old. If anyone wants to play, I'm like totally down for that.

uuuuuuggghh like totally forgot to tell Gilbert Happy Birthday. Omg, I'm like so freaking retarded. HAPPY B-DAY GIL!

just realised that Puff the Magic Dragon is like the most depressing song ever.

depressed. Again. It's like not even a surprise anymore.

totally thought Rachel Maddow was a guy.

had a dream that he was kissing like a certain someone and woke up with his dog like totally slobbering on his face.

just totally bought seven different shades of nail polish FOR MY DOG. This is like freaking epiiiiic!!!

watching terrible movies... this is like the most entertaining thing ever.

like totally bored outta his mind.