i liked the song a lot better before vh1 told me it was by hanson.

are you there sleep? it's me, liam...

i have airline miles to use. anyone want to show me around canada?

small child, your nightly tantrums wear on me so!

another grey morning. When did Florida become Seattle?

i enjoy it immensely when i try to use a BASIC iPhone function that results in a crash & reboot.

experiencing iRage.

ready for the parents to go home.

going to a Wonder Girls concert in June.

disconnected from Plurk. So catch me up. Kidneys, hamburgers, iPads...pls fill in the blanks.