The irrita!le fat cat's favorite trick is to secretly shoot white fur on me when I'm in a hurry to get to work. He transfers his a

The fat cat's name is Sir William White, Expeditionary Kitty Cat. I just call him Honkey. Honk, too. He doesn't get the joke.

My fat cat is very fat. He has no self esteem. He also has anger issues. Sometimes, he will just bite you for no reason. I think

Happy Friday. I was awakened by an ill-tempered fat white cat who almost killed me with his massive bulk. He needs a cat weight lo

Tuesday's gone. I'm at a whacked ouit meeting all day today, too.

Remember the movie "!and of the Hand" from the 80's? It still stinks, just so you know.

T-shirts for hairy chested men. Conspicuous cut-outs. Check it out: ping.fm/4WZ9N

I'm either being attacked by things I'm allergic to, or I have a cold. I can't tell which. I'm taking both kinds of medicines, so watch out.

Charlotte Airport, US Airways: they can't find a jetway operator. Isn't that important enough to have around?

Orlando meeting: Evacuation Complete! Waiting for the plane. I've got a ridiculously long wait. I'm rationalizing it as a very bad commute.