[d&d] my silver dragonborn paladin just bluffed that he didn't want a hostage being held over a firepit, ran full tilt into the pit while blowing the fire out with ice breath, and caught the hostage

I got too tired while my friend from church was visiting and babbled about the joy of jerking off a strapless strap-on

I may have stayed up all night reading Monstrous Regiment

I AM ADDING THIS PIN TO MY COLLAR COLLECTION AND NO ONE CAN STOP ME

management: "go hide in the cooler, the tornado is coming"
me: grabs pop and paczkis SUUUUURE

Buns is the freezer guard cat and gets VERY OFFENDED when I need to open that door

My phone: conversation on one app about gender and on another app about eggs

My brain: gender is best served scrambled

[NB/GQ peeps] do you consider yourself or identify with the term "trans"?

[trans issues, organized religion] hahahahahaha. just after my talking about gender/church stuff, the UUA had major trans drama

[PJO] okay but baby Nico quoting the manticore's stats is the cutest thing ever