-- i restart the song when i miss my favorite part.

If bars don't serve drunk people, then McDonald's shouldn't serve fat people...

-- I can't wait to get married, because it's like a sleepover every night with your best friend.

Fake friends are like shadows: always near you at your brightest moments, but nowhere to be seen at your darkest hour.

why does everyone want their love to be like a movie, when it only lasts 2 hours?

Telling your friend, to like your status so you don't look like a loser ♥

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-- Think before you say something hurtful to someone else. It may look like theyre ok but theyre not, words are more powerful than you think

-- When people say "Guess what" I never guess, I just say "What?"

-- I know 3 facts about you: 1.You can't say 'M' without your lips touching 2You're trying it now looking like an idiot. 3Now you're smiling