not interested! stop hunting me down and calling me every few years!

watching Strange Sex on TLC. I've pretty much heard and have seen everything, but balloons are new to me in the sex world.

I am falling for my best friend

to not have to worry about karma points

not asleep.

my package is clearly NOT on schedule when you push back the arrival date 2 more days FedEx! grrrr

shark week!

that she still doesn't get it. Sadly, I don't think that she ever will.

drama. Don't ask questions you don't want answers to.

BBQ + swimming = PRO, hanging out w/my friend's girlfriend = CON.