cringe: every night i can’t sleep bc i’m so excited for my gf to open the texts i send her while she’s asleep

put a coin in me for a surprise

let’s get this plurk to 1 like

haha i glued u i glued u i glued u

binding of isaac is so fun

I HAVE A MIGRAINE YOOOOUCH!!!!!!!!!!!

does anybody know how to make a foldable sproingus that would boing when my hat is removed

drop some funny memes/rxn images here i need some

me sitting on my porch of my big house staring beyond the white picket fence stroking my big white beard: yup. was all worth it.

spilled a drink for the first time at starbz today