things you say at work that must sound weird to people like "i've got a hot taco" or "my pups are empty"

walking around this neighborhood is much more enjoyable than my last

i might be going a little crazy with the govee lights

put my coffee table up on facebook marketplace, went to work, came home to over 100 messages i'm going to cry how am i supposed to deal with this

this weather is giving me whiplash

tristamp rewatch so it's voodoo doughnut time

was wondering if anything could fit through this window gap and kiwi just demonstrated you can push a mini gojo fuwa out and have it fall 10 stories

huh i forgot how much the covid booster shots knocked me on my ass

idk if there's anything more satisfying than finding the perfect dresser to fit a particular space in your closet after spending hours looking

foolish of me to ever think this was my bed