I just want to play with the Google home page's logo today

Dear Air Conditioning, Turn the hell off. It is 74 degrees and lovely I do not need you to freeze me. That is all. Thank you.

Today feels like Monday. Boo!

Pretzel M&Ms are pretty awesome

american funniest home videos is funnier when yer drunk

i believe you should have all my drunk misssssspellings... F@#$ you spell check

i likey my margarita...but i'm out of lime juice

my head is too heavy for my neck and it's kinda fun to let it flop

i'm starting my drunken thoughts now

Warning: I have had a glass of wine and a jet fuel kind of margarita - post may appear wonky.