That would be amazing if for one day my parents didn’t complain about everything I do.
Why is taking pictures of girls covered in make up considered photography?
I wish I wasn’t so worried and paranoid all the time.
I can’t believe the year is almost over.
Please HUG me for the rest of my life.
I hate when people pretend they are drunk or high. You’re dumb enough when you’re sober so why fake it?
Those nights when you stay up because for once reality is better than your dreams.
If I tell you when I need to use the bathroom, it means I am comfortable with you.
All I want for Christmas is FOOD.
I have the body of a teenager, but the maturity of a toddler.