The quickest way to double your money is to fold it in half and put it back in your pocket.

The early bird may get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese

Beauty is in d eye of d beer holder

Some months have 30 days, others have 31 days. How many months have 28 days?

If u give out abuse, expect abuse back. If u only give out kindness & love, that’s what u’ll receive as well.

bling bling!

LORD pls forgive my name for some people using it for their lying. YOU're in control LORD, i submit these people to U.

ay naiirita sa lalaking silvertoes.

Good morning! mag-ingat sa mga goons

It’s hard to change some1’s mind if u’re not sure what is motivating them in d first place.